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I'm Tayne, I'm here to entertain you
26 (1997) - they/them - TME
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About Me
I'm cynical and an optimist at the same time. I live in my own fantasy (fully automated luxury gay space communism). I'm all about being intentional with curating things for myself so I have only/all things that bring me the most joy - my media library, foods I like to eat, art I want to have, outfits - but in a way where I buy like 1 new outfit a year.
IRL I really need people to go camping or to nature activities with! I'm a North Texas Master Naturalist and I'm outdoorsy but not necessarily active. I mainly "hike" to look for bugs and frogs, I'd like to do things like canoeing, and I want to get a fishing license.
For more casual hanging out I like window shopping, any excuse to just drive around for a change of scenery (pokemon go lol) or just putting on movies/long youtube videos with some delta 8.Talk to me about your own aesthetic curation! If you have some kind of science/engineering special interest or generally know a lot about a topic like that, I love listening to people who know a lot about things!
Life
I want to move up to the Pacific Northwest eventually but I think I'm staying in the DFW area for a couple years. I've wanted to modify a small cargo trailer to have as my "bedroom" and keep all my personal stuff that I could park outside a house to pay less rent and be somewhat mobile, but really any future co-living arrangements are gonna be around me bringing a couple cats with me. Ideally I meet someone/people I financially, logistically, and synergistically could own a home with- a big ask but lets spitball dream homes ideas anyway!
Special Interest: Zoology
-Marine biology
-Ecology
-Conservation (pro-zoo)
-Animal husbandry+welfare+enrichment (anti animal rights/anti vegan)
-Anti exotic pet, even "rescues" (foxes, wild cat mixes, raccoons, parrots, crows, any nondomesticated mammal/bird, other small animal species case by case if they can be easily and ethically kept+obtained, but many still pose invasive species risks link 1, link 2)
-Anti outdoor cat, anti TNR (the release part)
-Pro responsible pet breeding with health and behavioral screening
-Critical of "cute" animal videos and irresponsible animal interaction content online
-Land stewardship, humans being part of the ecosystem
-Catch/Cook fishing and foraging youtube
-Just catching small creatures wherever I am :)
As you might have picked up from some of those, I have Positions on animal topics that don't line up a lot of "animal lovers", and we might not get along if you are squeamish about animal death because although I try to be sensitive talking about it, its too integral to how I think of animals. I said I'm anti vegan but not anti vegetarian because I think its valid to be uncomfortable about animals being killed, but not their abstract "exploited labor" however you probably won't like me if you are vegetarian for ethical or even environmental reasons. The quality of life at most of our meat sources has a huge need for improvement especially with poultry (and factory farmed eggs), but the slaughtering process itself is by necessity as quick and stress free as possible which I consider humane.My most controversial position/opinion is that animal lives do not have inherent value like human lives do, and because they have no concept of their own death/future and they only know if they are under stress NOW, when the number of animals that need care outpaces the number that can be well cared for, it is not only ethical but the most humane option to euthanize animals that are unlikely to have the chance to thrive anytime soon. This includes animals that:
-are so poorly bred they cannot perform normal functions for their species or are in pain (eg. cats and dogs that are blind or missing a leg or 2 can thrive, a scottish fold that is basically born with arthritis and is in pain when it runs or jumps cannot)-were improperly socialized in a way that makes them dangerous to strangers, children, or other pets if they were to accidentally escape into a neighborhood (especially police dogs)-are otherwise unlikely to find someone able to care for them behaviorally or medically-shelters and fosters simply do not have the capacity for-ESPECIALLY feral cats that may never be comfortable around humans and are only destroying the ecosystem in the mean time (and I'm a major cat person)-wild animals that have been habituated, raised as pets, or otherwise cannot be released and have no conservation value (breeding or education) (having an Instagram about how they're kind of like a pet is NOT education)
There are some good sanctuaries for some of these cases but many irresponsible ones, and good ones are good in part because they know the limit they can care for and are probably near constantly at that limit, and I don't think every animal that falls into these categories needs to be euthanized no matter what, I just don't think there's anything wrong with euthanizing them because of legitimate lack of capacity. I do see the dilemma that people are less likely to surrender pets they neglect when they think euthanasia is a possibility, but euthanasia is really the ideal outcome for even a well cared for pet. Its better than any other death an animal could have (hence euthanizing unadoptable feral cats rather than sending them back outside to die more slowly and painfully)I honestly believe euthanasia is a better option than trying to increase adoptions because anyone who wants an animal is already seeking one out, if someone decides to get an animal based on seeing how sad they look they might not be ready for one. Better education about pet care and how to select a pet that is a good fit is what we need. Maybe not by me though because I'm aware of how abrasive I come off in all this, but I don't actually think any of these things I'm against here make you stupid or a bad person, I just don't know how to actually change peoples minds and discuss these things.
It's Media
Favorites
>Tim and Eric
>Alan Resnick
>Neil Cicirega
>Daft punk
>KraftwerkTechno/EDM!!!
Things I want to watch with people
-scifi stuff (X-Files, Star Trek)-some Adult Swim stuff (Tim and Eric, Alan Resnick/Wham City)-movies in general, good and bad, I want to be a Gregg Turkington lol-reality tv (RPDR, other fashion, dating, wedding, HGTV)-old sitcoms like the nanny or frasier (I love fran and HATE frasier)-all the different stuff I spend a little too much time staying caught up with on youtube (video essays, general commentary, people who really know about things and explain them like the painting restoring guy or this civil engineering guy, fishing+foraging cooking vids)-random youtube bullshit also like the content farm "chefclub"Nature Documentaries I'm emotional about: Earth a New Wild, Human Planet, India's Wandering Lions, Dogs in the Land of Lions, The Cheetah Children, Hamilton's Pharmacopoeia: The Psychedelic ToadGames: pokemon go, the fish/bug catching part of animal crossing (new leaf), zoo tycoon, the house building and decorating part of sims 3, pajama sam. I am not a gamer.
DNI stuff but the worst would just ignore, so things I try to be hostile to
-Fascists, right wingers, centrists, libertarians, anti-communists-Military members veterans or cops who haven't turned to the point of wanting to commit treason-DDLG, defenders of attraction to teens/fictional characters who are or are coded as children-Christians who do/support missionary work+proselytizing (all white christians on thin ice)-transmeds, TERFs, other transphobes, anyone who believes in gender essentialism or bioessentialism of any kind
Leave me alone if you are
-a white weeb-ever frequented imageboards/had an edgy racism phase-a true crime fan-a Johnny Depp supporter (that trial was about whether you can talk about your abuse, nothing else)-an "empath" or are weird about NPD-do alternative medicine or are super into wellness and diets (I am pro intuitive eating, HAAS and fat liberation regardless of health)
Politics
-abolish prisons/police/ICE/DHS/US military
-overpopulation is a eugenicist myth
-keep wearing masks indoors
-land back
Landlords do not provide housing, construction workers do, and so on to companies vs workers. Collectivize the means of production! The prices of things are not what they cost in America, especially housing, education, and medicine.Under current conditions, UBI or wage increase would quickly allow landlords to extract more value from tenants. Instead, we must reduce the cost of the necessities to thrive, if not provide them to everyone for free regardless of "productivity": housing, medicine, education, food, gender affirmation surgeries, disability accommodations (even "minor" ones). Everyone deserves quality of life.We could all be having 4 hour work days if all jobs were things that improve or maintain life in society, instead of so many jobs existing to sell us things we don't need and create profit for others!We cannot stop global warming without destroying capitalism. We will have to restructure all our manufacturing/agriculture to be less consumption based, and learn how our communities fit into the ecosystems around us.I simply wish there was no more advertising and artists/creators work was not gripped by capitalism
The rest of this carrd can be applied to finding friends, but I'm also looking for casual low stakes dating just to get to know some people and figure out our compatibility (or just casual nude swapping..)Sexually I'm only into feederism. I love chub and I want to get chubby. I won't make it Like That unless you want me to though.
Chub/weight gain kink
The bigger the better! Truly a fat admirer! I associate fat and weight gain with comfort in life, and I deeply love how it looks and feels, 80% of what I'm into is just body appreciation. I really want to gain myself, but as you can see I'm not very good at it.I do my best to avoid objectification- my love isn't entirely sexual, I don't talk kinky about people who haven't explicitly put themselves in that context, and I take fat liberation very seriously. By necessity this is more than a kink- your partner can't stop being fat any time it isn't sexy, and for gainers it is more of a "lifestyle" than any other kink.I like hearing about how it feels to gain or be fat cos I'm always fantasizing, wanting someone's big appetite to rub off on me, and I just love finding new things to love about fat! I like to hear about all the little details and realities I can look forward to! Tell me what I'm missing out on!! I love the (hopefully temporary) contrast between my thin body and a super chubby partner!
Low weight:97 lbs (17.2 bmi)
High weight: 125 lbs (22.1 bmi)
Current weight: ~115 lbs (20.4 bmi) most of my adult life has been 105
Goal weight: 180 lbs (30 bmi) but I could see myself wanting to go to 300 or more
Turn ons
-contrast, someone being several times my size-being convinced why I should gain-swapping reasons we love fat from a chub perspective and a skinny perspective-gaining with happiness; love of food, relationship weight etc-cuddling/fondling-being squished-tight clothes/outgrowing things
Turn offs
-excessively calling sexual stuff "cute"-"let people enjoy things" at any criticism of both kinks and media-people who react to kink stuff with anime emotes on discord-focus on SEX sex (still like oral or fingering in the right mood)-don't really vibe with BDSM in general tbh
